May 02, 2006
Another Monster admirer sends me sweet nothings
Re: Manager trainee positionBennett,
Thank you so much for your personal note. It's obvious that you have spent a substantial amount of time reviewing my resume, considering my skills, and researching my body of work.
Thank you so much for doing that. You'd be surprised how many "form letters" I get from recruiters who simply bulk mail everyone on Monster. It's a breath of fresh air to receive your thoughtful missive.
Unfortunately, I will be unable to take you up on the offer of "manager trainee," as I've recently accepted the role of Manager Trainee at the Dairy Queen, just up the street. The shorter commute will allow me to spend more time with my family and the discounts on Peanut Buster® Parfaits and chili dogs will return a substantial amount of cash to my pocket.
Given your depth of knowledge about me, already, I would guess that you're probably nodding in agreement. It's the right move for me. And for us. I just can't keep stringing you along. It's tearing my heart out.
Thank you, again, for your consideration.
Hope that helps,
Rick
Rick Turoczy
rickturoczy@yahoo.com
http://www.hypocritical.com
--- Letter
> (Name removed) Company the largest subsidiary of
> (Name removed) Corporation is seeking to hire a manager trainee
> for your area. We offer expense paid training, full
> employee benefits including 401k. A company
> recognized as a leader in its field for over 85
> years. What we offer is a unique career opportunity.
> Please call Bennett (Name removed) @ 503-555-5555. We are
> interviewing in your area over the next few days.
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