Signs that you may have mutant powers

Excessive body hair

Strange skin tones

Interesting appendages

Even more interesting hairstyles

Projectile vomiting

Oh wait. That last one is a sign that you have the flu. Not that you're a mutant. Shoot. And here I was packing to head to the School for Exceptional Youth.

Sorry for the lack of writing. Hopefully, I'll have kicked this bug soon. Until I'm well, enjoy the rejection letters of some other failed mutants.

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