June 02, 2006
Chance encounters: A bevy of random search terms that have caused poor, unsuspecting folks to stumble upon hypocritical
Slowly but surely I'm rehydrating. And as I was trying to get my bearings, where else would I turn except my Web logs? I mean, really. How on earth will I know what people have been reading in my absence? If, that is, they have been reading at all.Well. They have been reading. But, in all likelihood, they haven't been reading about that which they were originally seeking.
Well, some folks are getting to what they want. But, by and large, those folks know that into which they are getting. But some folks, some poor, poor misbegotten and ill-informed folks, stumble upon hypocritical, out of the blue. Just because they were looking for something else.
Yes, yes. It's not pretty. But it does happen. And when it does? Oh my. Hilarity ensues, my friends. Hilarity. Boy could I tell you some stories.
But, until then, here are some of my favorite instances (over the last week) of hypocritical blindsiding the unsuspecting Web searcher like some ill-conceived, Allen Funt-ian creation:
- people who say yummy are idiots
- portland trailblazers front office address
- torturous acts and conduct
- there are times when i find myself lost within my head (Okay, maybe this one was more on track than I first assumed.)
- "writing for business week"
- good facts about mountain dew
- opposite of think (Again, hitting a little closer to home than I care to admit.)
- jerky due to the lost index
- Cute How You Think I'm Listening
- altered perception epiphany
- Boys do not want to do something hypocritical (I beg to differ. Not only want to, but need to, and on a regular basis, I might add.)
- "fingers crossed"
Chance encounters: A bevy of random search terms that have caused poor, unsuspecting folks to stumble upon hypocritical
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