September 21, 2006
Portland Trail Blazers Jobs: Vice President of Marketing
Give me a sec.Phew.
This is quite a shock.
The Portland Trail Blazers are looking to hire a Vice President of Marketing.
Abhorrent ticket sales, a PR nightmare that never ends, a series of "rebuilding years" for the foreseeable future. What's not to like?
I mean, I guess I'm just confused. I can't see why they would have unloaded the genius who thought it was a good idea to approve the tagline (and this is no joke) "Ready or not. Here we come." The alternate choice must have been "When we're on the floor, we're not getting busted... by the cops."
You're tempted, aren't you? You could do worse. Just think, I've seen hurdles for third-graders that are higher than this one.
Look at me: the eternal optimist.
Someone, anyone go apply.
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Portland Trail Blazers Jobs: Vice President of Marketing
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