hypocritical : talking the talk without walking the walk

March 27, 2007

I am lazy

Dearest Genius,

I really loved your last post.

I was wrapt with intrigue. Astounded by your wit and your turn of phrase. Immersed in your analogy. And hanging on each rung of the ladder descending the unfathomable depth of your insight.

And were it just the wit.

Oh my heart. Enamoured of your design, my eyes welled with tears of appreciation. I longed to hug my monitor for fear of losing touch.

It would be wonderful to continue this conversation. To improve this relationship.

And yet...

Alas and alack, I cannot.

Why?

Quite simple, really.

I ask. And, I ask again. And yet, you still fail to do one simple thing.

I swear. If it were picking up your socks or something, I could deal with it. I'm not that lazy.

But holy handgrenades you insuffereable schmuck, could you please take the simple ounce of energy and forethought it takes to put your RSS feed where it can be found?

Please for the love of all that is sacred. Just make the RSS feed obvious. So I can subscribe.

I am lazy. I don't want to search your code for the "application/rss+xml" meta data. Because, quite frankly, you're not seeming so smart any more.

But just in case, I decide to quell my anger and return, would you put your RSS feed in an obvious spot? Would you do that for me? Please?

Only you can save this relationship, Einstein.

Hugs and kisses,
Rick

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