July 27, 2007
Evaluating a career opportunity with The Empire
I've written, nay griped, about Monster spam on several occasions, most notably here and here.But this one? This one seems like a legitimate opportunity for someone with my skill set.
Friday, July 27, 2007
Confidential Jobseeker,
In response to your posted resume, we would like for you to seriously consider sitting down and evaluating a career opportunity with The Empire.
Our industry growth has allowed us to now offer select Sales positions for quality personnel. We provide industry leading support and development with rapid advancement into Management positions.
We offer:
+ $60-$80K 1st year potential (No Experience)
+ $75-$150K 1st year potential (Management Experience)
+ Sales and Management bonuses
+ Stock ownership
+ Lifetime residual income with vesting after 2 years
Positions are available in Portland and your local area.
Interviews will be conducted by Sales Director Curt Denny.
Tuesday July 31st @ 1pm
Comfort Inn
8225 NE Wasco
Portland, OR 97220
503-408-8000 - for Directions ONLY
To reserve your interview, e-mail back the that above time and date works for you. Include a phone number in case a manager needs to contact you. We look forward to hearing from you.
Please bring a resume, be prompt and dress appropriately. We are looking for individuals who possess high integrity, strong work ethic and appreciate professional training.
To learn more about the products sold by The Empire, a local agency of Family Heritage, please review their website at http://www.FamilyHeritageLife.com.
Director of Recruiting
Sitting down and considering a job with the Empire? You're damn tootin' I'm thinking about it! The mind swims with reckless anticipation.
I mean, I'm sure there are a number of openings, among them:
- Stormtrooper, first class
- Tie-fighter pilot
- Star Destroyer staring-at-blinking-lights warm-prop guy
- Choking victim cleaner upper
- Death Star clean up crew
- Light-saber severed hand picker upper
- I find your lack of faith in my abilities disturbing.
- I was going to buy some power converters at Toschi station, but I came here instead.
- Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
- No disintegrations! Well, without sufficient reimbursement, at least.
- The Emperor does not share your optimism... but I do!
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Evaluating a career opportunity with The Empire
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